A blond girl walks into a ice cream store.
She walks up to the counter and asks the guy behind the counter.
Can I please have a Gallon of vanilla ice cream, a gallon of strawberry icecream and a gallon of chocolate ice cream.
The guy says.
I am sorry mam, but whe ran out of chocolate ice cream.
Oh, she says.
Please than do me a Quater of vanilla ice cream, a Quater of strawberry ice cream and a Quarter of chocolate ice cream.
The guy says, I am sorry mam but whe ran out of chocolate ice cream.
Ohh the blond girl says.
Than do me a pint of vanilla ice cream, a pint of strawberry ice cream and a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The guy thinks, she must be fucking stupid.
He asks her, can you do me a favor.
Please spell the van in vanilla.
Sure she says.
V.
A.
N.
Ok, the guy says.
What about the straw in strawberry.
S.
T.
R.
A.
W.
she says.
You are right, he says.
And now the Fuck in chocolate.
She thinks and thinks and than she says: There is no fuckin chocolate.
He says, thats what I mean!
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