Overheard by United Airlines Pilot on landing at Frankfurt Airport: NOTE: Britiah Airways planes are known as Speedbird on the airwaves......
Speedbird: 'Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206, clear of the active.'
Ground: 'Guten morgan, taxi to your gate.'
The BA 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground (brusquely): 'Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?'
Speedbird: 'Standby ground, I'm looking up the gate location now.'
Ground (with typical German impatience): 'Speedbird 206, have you never been to Frankfurt before?'
Speedbird (coolly): 'Yes, several times in 1944, but I didn't stop'
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